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upon a time, mens' restrooms sold condoms, denture dams, and other sexual
aids, including alcohol, cigarettes, and matches. The vending machines in
womens' restrooms contain tampons, pads, vaginal creams, and other assorted
dildos.
Yet, when I recently entered the public restroom (something I seldom
do) at the Regal Theatres in Dublin California, I noticed they've "PC-ed"
their vending machines. It now sells Aspirin, Tylenol, Tic-Tacs, and other
child-friendly assortments.
So, if I'm heading to the movie theatre with my hot date, and everything
is going well, and we decide to go at it right there in the theatre, how
am I supposed to get a condom to practice safe sex?
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