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Better than Sex

Okay, so what’s with the obsession with sex? In five short minutes I came up with a list of 25 things better than sex. Either I have a demented sense of fun (if you look at my hobbies and the above list, you’ll know this is true anyway) or sex really is quite overrated. I don’t know why so many men will do almost anything to get laid. Perhaps I’m doing something wrong, but I’ve got at least 25 things I’d rather be doing.   Sailing > sex Warm showers > sex Reading > sex Scenic views > sex Day trips > sex Tiramisu > sex Pasta > sex Cooking > sex Rich chocolaty desserts > sex (cooking + rich chocolaty desserts) > sex Seeing your name in print > sex Accomplishing a major goal > sex Being in love > sex Fancy girly dresses > Sex Feather pillows > Sex (Oreos + milk) > sex [though sex > plain Oreos] (Sailboats > 30 feet in length ) > sex > (sailboats < 30 feet in length) Macadamia nuts >= sex Foreplay > sex Art > sex Frank Sinatra > sex Sex > (the Flintstones || Anime) Amusement parks > sex Fidget Widgets > sex Friends > sex Drum Core > sex

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