Those are about all the
ways you can be a l33t haxor. Now here are some more rules you have
to follow.
- Always refer to computer as 'boxes.' or
'boxen' i do not know why, but everyone does it.
- Brag about how many roots you have.
No, these do not grow under trees. I guess the more the better.
If you are new to haxoring, then just say you have a lot like
"I have 357 roots,' and everyone will be amazed at you and
will f33r you.
- Ask to cyber a lot. One of the first things
you should do when you go into a l33t haxoring
chat room is go "A/S/L 13 / m / l33t haxor here looking for
cybersex. Any girl want to have cyber with me?" All girls
absolutely love eleet hackers!If
there are no girls in the chat room, then you can pretend to be
a girl and someone will cyber with you. There are a lot of lesbian
girls online too. Just say "13
/ f / l33t haxor looking for cyber" and there will be lots
of people all over you. Then they
can say what they are going to do and you can go off and masturbate.
Do not say this right after you say the first one though! Wait
until three or four lines scroll
down the screen. For example:
_____________________________________________________________
Welcome to 3l33t H@xors chat-
L33t Haxor432@yahoo.com
says: yo yo homie haxors
phuckU2@aol.com says: hey l33t, how are you
today?
MafiaBoy2600@yahoo.com has entered the room
L33t Haxor@yahoo.com says: i be tight. i haxored
this guys computer today because he said my mom was so fat she tripped
over her leg. he had it coming and i showed him!
MafiaBoy2600@yahoo.com says: Hey everyone,
13/m/ l33t haxor looking for cyber! I have a 12 incher for all you
girls out there!
phuckU2@aol.com says: oh no! its Mafiaboy!
He sub sevened me the other day! I am outtie!
phuckU2@aol.com has left the room.
MafiaBoy2600@yahoo.com says: C, he f34rs me.
Im hella l33t.
TippersWhore@hotmail.com says: can neone haxor
hotmail accounts? I need some goat pr0n! someone pour hot grits
down my pants!
MafiaBoy2600@yahoo.com says: 13/f/l33t looking
for any cyber! Someone help me get off now!
TippersWhore@hotmail.com says: sorry Mafiaboy,
I only fuck goats, and occasionally lick dogs hairy balls. Would
you like to lick my dogs hairy balls?
_____________________________________________________________
- -Alwayz tell everyone
'Free
Kevin!'
- If you ever come
across someone like TippersWhore, make sure you haxor them good
and sutff, cause he always asks me
if I want to lick his hairy dogs balls and his dogs hairy balls!
YOU HAVE TO DO THIS OR I WILL
BE L33T AND BUST OUT A CAN OF WHOP ASS ON YOUR WANNA BE SKRIPT
KIDDZIEZ A$$! Dont tell my mom I
said A$$! she will get mad and i will be grounded from AOLfior
a week
- - Use the number 2600 a lot. I do not
know why though
- Watch this space for more info!
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